Old Tweets
@upwithgravity buffest? What, has china mieville gone AWOL? Or you mean sf-as-in-not-fantasy?
@duckbokey Dublin accent? I can’t even fake one!
okay, email delayed me. Mountain this morning, gym in the evening. Yesterday was a day off, and must not be repeated today.
morning twitterverse. Up later than I’d like, but must hit the mountain and gym this morning. interview @ 11:00am, packed afternoon…
Funny: told someone I’d visit Wyoming part of the summer. “Who’s that? Some Chinese student?”
Wa Yo Ming. Heh.
@Suho1004 a few months of it’d eff yoo up. did me, anyway…
@roboseyo it was sweet.
@roboseyo both txt-msged me: “I’ve decided to leave the country.” The second one (the new woman) I said, “Me too!” Ah, the disappointment…
@roboseyo ha, once, I got the same April’s fool joke from two women. One I’d broken up with a while before, the other I was starting to date
@elainethebrain heh, er…
@tinaconnolly nope, he didn’t kill me. of course, I was overseas. He laughed very hard and told me I was a bloody fool.
@JamesTurnbull kybd shortcuts! 🙂 good on u
Must go read/edit some articles…
Then, “Wait, it’s April 1st, isn’t it?! Bloody hell, Gordon.”
He seemed to believe it until I said there might be a few more I didn’t know about, but I hadn’t given my name so it was okay.
Once convinced my father on April Fool’s that current girlfriend was pregnant. And ex-girlfriend. And a student. And a teacher. All mine.
I missed April Fool’s Day. (No classes.) Might’ve told students, “I’m pregnant” or, “I hate teaching English. I quit. Don’t tell. M’kay?” 🙂
RT @nalohopkinson One of these words shouldn’t go with the others: “stiletto hip-hop dance class”
@tobiasbuckell feel better!
@StephanieDBrown good for you! I have to skip my morning hike for, ugh, work! — reading articles that need revision for next week!
@JamesTurnbull Because they’re bery propessional.
Morning has broken, and I’m fresh out of Krazy Glue.
off to bed. behave, twitterbeastlies, and please let me know if you see giant spyders headed my way!
@Suho1004 cool. I had a very good (if frightfully busy) day but can’t say much for the moment…
Ha! RT @bruces: Gosh, a Bruce-Sterling-centric April Fools’ tribute. http://tinyurl.com/cskgd8
@elainethebrain Usually when I see another WhiteyInKorea, I’m less comforted than cautious. So many freaks end up here… Ah, misanthropy!
@Suho1004 owch! Has it gotten better?
@duckbokey nice pics!
@duckbokey 7pm surprise 3hr meeting? WTF can’t people just be ORGANIZED?
@StephanieDBrown cool! I’ve swum 40 min (?) and hiked so far, now off to the gym to cycle & pump iron 🙂
home now. cycled 10 k, ~400 cal. tomorrow: cycling, weights, swimming… maaaaaybe hike.
@StarShipSofa eeek. Still, probably less disruptive than twittering at the gym. I need to cut that out! sort of. until giant spiders attack
@JamesTurnbull you’re free!!!!
@Suho1004 nitey-o & good luck!
@Suho1004 this new is accelerated–only takes 10 days! Oh, the networks shall teem with godlings in the nights of May…
@Suho1004 good post btw 🙂
@CreateSean giant, too! Like eight feet tall! Multilingual, as well!
@Suho1004 there’s a new kind that is some kind of vector for posthuman ascendance, i’m told!
@Suho1004 kimchi? Ok, maybe for dressing my wounds…
Was rescue, btw. Local mountain hiker heard my muffled screams. Learned the Korean word for “spider hunter”…
@upwithgravity Destroy whole galaxies, of course! (Then restore ’em from backup…)
Send help! Spider poison! Chainsaw! Towels! dettol soap!
Now in belly of spider. I yhink itsthe msmsa spder. Jesus…
At gym again… No giant spiders around toniGAAAAAHhHhgfxvbcsgg!!!!!
@crispy116 yeah, maybe
@JamesTurnbull every wish includes a secret fear it may come true, sez cocaine-addict Freud
@CreateSean depoed? For what?
@JamesTurnbull I’m still shocked at being an example of exercise to anyone!!! Good for you James!
@JamesTurnbull LOL everyone has a different cross to bear! Maybe I’ll settle for 85 or 90…
@StephanieDBrown they do! We, will have to write up the recipe, and it’s not truly risotto… But will do!