“Full steam ahead!” declares the Captain.

“With all these icebergs around?” murmur the passengers. “Isn’t the ship still at risk?”

“Eh, most of you have lifejackets now.”

“Our kids don’t. And you can still freeze to death in a lifejacket!”

The Captain shrugs. “Let’s see.”
🙄 (Note: I’m in a place where the *vast* majority of people are not so moronic as to categorically refuse lifejackets. The lurch shamble toward premature renormalization is still terrifying, so I can’t imagine how it feels over in Antivaxlandia.)

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