Oh, and what could possibly go wrong is a cluster infection of teenagers. Some of whom could die, and others of whom could possibly suffer lifelong health problems. Because, you know, nobody could imagine some other method for universities to make admissions decisions… … or, you know, crib one from the countless other systems used worldwide that *don’t* depend on high school kids all filing into shared indoor spaces to spend a day regurgitating trivia in the hope of maybe being consigned to fucking poverty for the rest of their lives?